so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
"I’d been wanting to do a comedy for a long time, but I always wanted to make sure I found the right one for me. I’m always open to doing more comedy, but I’m looking to do something as great as possible. I never look to jump into anything just because I feel like, ‘Oh, I should do another one of these,’ or ‘capitalize on the success of this film.’ I don’t think of [my career] in those terms yet.”
This. This is why Harry Potter will always be one of the best things to happen. I am in tears.
Dear Mr. Potter,
We are pleased to inform that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.
Seriously though, where does Trevor even go?
At first I was like
WHY IS DOOFENSCHMIRTZ BALD
and then it hit me.
Backstage at the Cripple of Inishmaan on Broadway (April - July 2014)
Daniel Radcliffe with Dane DeHaan [Kill Your Darlings], Michael C. Hall [Kill Your Darlings], Josh Horowitz, Seth Meyers, Chris Columbus [HP] , David Hyde Pierce, Patti LuPone, Stockard Channing and Rob Bartlett [How to Succeed]
SHE LOOKS SO PLEASED LIKE “FUCK YEAH THEY GOT PUDDING”
Harry Potter Challenge » Day 8 - A scene you really wanted to be in the movies, but wasn’t.
“I don’t think you’re a waste of space.”
If Harry had not seen Dudley’s lips move, he might not have believed it. As it was, he stared at Dudley for several seconds before accepting that it must have been his cousin who had spoken; for one thing, Dudley had turned red. Harry was embarrassed and astonished himself.
“Well… er… thanks, Dudley.”
Dudley held out his large, pink hand.
“Blimey, Dudley,” said Harry over Aunt Petunia’s renewed sobs, “did the dementors blow a different personality into you?”
“Dunno,” muttered Dudley, “See you, Harry.”
“Yea …” said Harry, raking Dudley’s hand and shaking it. “Maybe. Take care, Big D.”
Dudley nearly smiled.
#WHY THE BLOODY HELL WASN’T THIS IN THE MOVIE#HELLO#CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT#OR DO WE NOT DO THAT NOW SO WE CAN INCLUDE SHITTY 3D DEATH SCENES THAT NEVER HAPPENED
2/100 movies I love » The Harry Potter series
“Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times.”